What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Because it's month of August.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

How was your JEE Advanced 2024 result?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Can you explain the concept of an annulment of marriage in the Roman Catholic Church and its effects on a previous marriage?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

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I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

Me : No

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Why are so many US conservatives in this day and age still against racial mixing? They won't say it in public, but they are still against the mixing between Blacks and whites? Why?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Tea ?

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

What does K mean in Vietnamese?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Thank you.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Can you name an example of bad parenting?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

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Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : Sure.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

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He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

My wife always forces me to suck my bulls dick and balls and even Lick his cum from her face and tits and they even humiliate me very badly plus she always talks about big Dicks everywhere everytime and show me pics of huge cocks what should I do ?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I don't drink

He : I'm 24.